Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olympics. Show all posts

February 16, 2010

Olympic fever

The Olympics are in full swing, which means I'm getting really worked up about obscure sports, feeling extremely patriotic, and spending 50% of my viewing time getting annoyed at the TV anchors. I won't even go into the Bob Costas situation, except to say that it is truly time for someone else to sit behind that desk. Now, onto the rest of them: Stop traveling so many awesome places, Mary Carillo. "Cat fight"?, Dan Patrick? That's how you choose to frame your interview with three female snowboarders? Really? And, finally, Cris Collinsworth: Doesn't your adorable wife Amy Poehler miss you?


NBC Olympic Commentator, Cris Collinsworth


Mr. Amy Poehler, Will Arnett

August 25, 2008

A final word on the Olympics

According to numerous voiceovers, there are 28 sports played in the Olympics. If that number seems low, it’s because several sports are combined under 1 heading – like Aquatics. Not the most sensical system, but hey – if it was good enough for the Greeks… What are the 28 sports? Funny you should ask:

Aquatics – Includes diving, swimming, synchronized swimming & water polo.
Archery
Athletics – Includes all track & field events, from discus to marathon.
Badminton
Baseball
Basketball
Boxing
Canoe / kayak – Includes flatwater and slalom kayaking.
Cycling – Includes road & track cycling, as well as mountain biking and the newly added BMX.
Equestrian – Includes dressage, jumping and eventing (a combo of the 2, plus the cross country portion)
Fencing
Football (Sooooccer)
Gymnastics
Handball
Hockey
Judo
Modern pentathlon (I knew absolutely nothing about this event, so here you go:
  • Pentathletes achieve points in each discipline according to their performance.
  • Shooting comes first; the pentathletes have 40 seconds to fire 20 shots from an air pistol at a 17cm-square target from 10 metres.
  • Fencing follows, with a round-robin competition between each participant.
  • Swimming is third, a freestyle race over 200 metres, with athletes seeded in heats according to their personal best times.
  • The pentathletes then head to the show jumping ring, where they have 20 minutes warm up on a horse drawn by lot before completing an obstacle course of between 350-450m in length and including 12 obstacles with one double and one triple, for 15 jumps.
  • The final event is the 3000m run, with a handicap start according to the points total of the athletes after the first four events. Competitors set off at intervals which correspond in seconds to the Pentathlon points difference between themselves and the athlete in front. The first athlete across the finish line wins the gold medal.
Rowing
Sailing
Shooting – Includes 15 different events!
Softball
Table tennis
Taekwondo
Tennis
Triathlon
Volleyball
Weightlifting
Wrestling – Includes freestyle and Greco-Roman.

This will be my last rambling post about the Olympics, so I want to make sure I cover all the bases. First, a few additions to my Favorite Olympians:

Bryan Clay. What an amazing athlete. What a family man. What a hottie.

Dara Torres. Many things to love about her, but here's my favorite factoid: At the age of 41, became the first female swimmer over the age of 33 to medal in the Olympics…that 33 year old woman was her, in Sydney.

Team USA Softball: What terrible irony that them losing their gold medal match to Japan might actually save their sport from being eliminated from the Olympics (It had previously been decided/announced that because of A) Its association with baseball, and B) Excessive US dominance, the sport would no longer be played during the Olympics.

Natalie Coughlin. Where has the Natalie Coughlin love BEEN, by the way? Hello, 6 medals! Really amazing! Farmers Market montage! Totally hot!

My new least favorite Olympian: This Cuban who was so upset about losing the bronze metal match that he kicked the referee. In the head.

Scream-inducing moments of the Olympics:

Most tear-inducing moments of the Olympics:

  • The German weight-lifter, who came from behind to win the gold, holding up a photo of his 25-year old wife who died in a car accident last year, on the medal stand:


  • The Brazilian marathoner who was attacked on the course in 2004 and won a bronze medal - Reflecting on the experience, he asked why he would be upset to have possibly lost the gold medal because of that whack job, when he was able to leave with any medal at all.
  • The US Men’s Volleyball coach taking a moment in the corner after his team won gold.
  • Alicia Sacramone barely holding in her tears as she was interviewed about all her errors during the team competition – and then losing out on a medal in the individual vault by just a few hundredths of a point.
  • Michael Phelps’s mom during all of his medal ceremonies.
  • The “What does it feel like?” montage. If I can find it on YouTube, I will share ASAP.

PS: Can I please have Mary Carillo’s job for the next Olympics? I am absolutely willing (and, um, probably just as qualified as she is) to go around “experiencing the culture” of the location. (Kite flying, really?)

August 22, 2008

I pledge allegiance...

A non-exhaustive list of my favorite Olympians.

Walter Spearmon
– You’re telling me that in every round of every race run at the 29th Olympiad, not a single person stepped out of their lane, but in this race, TWO medal winners did? Innnnteresting. Seriously though – poor guy. He was my track boyfriend before he ran so well anyway, and then watching it all fall apart made me feel for him even more. What the hell NBC interviewer? “You’re going to protest?”

But seriously – Track. Boyfriend.

Shelly-Ann Fraser

Pure joy. She is so adorable. And kind of fast.

Shawn Johnson -I just want to keep her in my pocket – how could you ever have a down day with her being so perky and supportive all the time? And she was so cute on Ellen (Is it just me, or is everyone cute on Ellen? She has to be the most affable talk show host ever, and the absolute best at putting her guests at ease.).

Aaron Piersol – Dude, it’s cool. I’m just gonna swim these races and you know if I win, I win, if I don’t, I don’t, and it’s cool man, because I’m just a laid back kind of dude with rockhard abs.

Kerri Walsh – She talks so fast when she’s excited and it’s adorable. I love that she and Misty May clearly actually like one another and are friends, and I think it’s obvious that that’s why they’re so indisputably awesome at what they do. And I get the feeling that Kerry is kind of the heart of the team – just by how she speaks for them in interviews, and how she immediately goes to Misty to celebrate:

I also think that Kerri really had to elevate her game to match (and maybe now have surpassed?) Misty when they started playing together. So yeah, go have your babies – but hurry, so they’ll be of a reasonable age for you to start training hardcore again for 2012.

My least favorite Olympian? This guy:

August 19, 2008

Wait, don't go!

As I said last night to Trevor, I am getting “Sunday night depression” about the Olympics. You know, that feeling of dread when you realize the weekend is dangerously close to being over and the next one seems So Far Away?

It’s hard to put into words why I love the Olympics so much. It’s a time when my Dad and I can agree to be Proud to be an American. The first time I caught myself yelling “Go USA” to the TV, I realized that this is a different 17 day period in my life. Maybe it’s that I see such potential there - Individual accomplishments + team morale + pride in your country… It’s a real opportunity for the world to come together, and it’s what sports and diplomatic relations should be all about.

I love the obscure sports that someone – many someones actually – have spent their entire lives perfecting. And I love that they are finally getting recognition for that commitment on a global stage.

I love the country processional – and I love how they did it this year in Beijing, where it wasn’t alphabetical. Is there anything more awesome than those countries with 1-3 representatives, decked out in a “native” costume, representing an entire, giant population and looking so so proud to be doing so?

I love the come-from-nowhere victories. Or the almost victories – those work too. It’s more than just an underdog story (And seriously – when exactly did Shawn Johnson exactly become an underdog? She’s not, people! Look at the Romanian girl who won the floor exercise – THAT’S a story. Shawn Johnson is an amazing (and adorable) gymnast who has all the fame in the world for her sport. I refuse to be manipulated into feeling sorry for her.) Like the US Men’s gymnastics team – competing without the Hamm brothers, with 2 alternates on their team – really giving China a run for their money. These are guys who (clearly) are not used to being the center of attention – and they really thrived on it. They had something to prove, and they did it – that’s awesome. And dude, was there anything more tear-inducing than seeing the third alternate – the only one who wasn’t called up – in the stands, equal parts bawling his eyes out and cheering his team on? Another great come-from-nowhere victory – Stephanie something something who won the discus competition, with a first round throw that was yards past anything she’s ever thrown before (as a side note, it was also about 160 feet further than any discus I ever threw went). She wasn’t even supposed to be a contender, and everyone had 5 chances to catch her – and they couldn’t. She also broke the US track & field mini-curse, becoming the first to gold medal in the Indoor Stadium.

And you know what – I love when people adopt a country to represent in the Olympics. Maybe not necessarily when Chris Kaman does it b/c he knows he would never make it on the US Basketball team, but when someone like Bernard Legat, who was a Lost Boy of Sudan feels so strongly about his new homeland that he wants to represent them. Or, the 31 year old woman from Russia, who represented the Soviet Union in 1992, but moved to Germany when her son was diagnosed with leukemia and her friend, the coach of the German gymnastics team, offered to sponsor them and get him treatment (she won the silver medal on individual vault by the way – take that youth-dominated sport!). These people are acting out their gratitude and respect in a truly epic way, and it’s pretty awe-inspiring.

I love the Olympics because it humbles some of the biggest egos around. And yes, I’m talking about Kobe and Lebron. And I’ll throw the Williams sisters in there too. Watching Kobe take photos with other athletes during the Opening Ceremony, asking them how to say things in their own languages, going to the women’s basketball games, cheering on Michael Phelps, and Misty May and Kerry Walsh, and – in general – talking respectfully about representing his country… I’ll be honest, it makes me pretty proud. The Olympics can bring that out of Kobe – and I hope he remembers that. (Of course – the other side of that coin is that the Olympics also create some pretty giant egos – being that it’s only once every eight years that most of these sports are in the spotlight. Utain Bolt, anyone? But I don’t begrudge him – or any other athlete who goes a little overboard in the celebration department. You have to remember that these are guys who don’t get to do an endzone dance every week – this is very nearly it for them. They don’t have the practice, or the media relations people telling them how to behave – what they have is sheer joy, and let that come out as it may.

I love the heartbreak, I love the montages, I even love the ridiculously late nights. I love everything except Bob Costas.

Here is my Bob Costas rant, who, as my family can attest, has driven me absolutely bonkers since 1996. Must he be so patronizing and so…American? During the Opening Ceremonies, nearly every word that came out of his and Matt Lauer’s mouths was a borderline ignorant commentary on how hilarious all these other countries are. And there’s the poor NBC correspondent for China who really knows his shit and was trying to shed some meaningful light on the symbolism of everything, while Costas and Lauer do the equivalent of snickering behind their hands at the back of the classroom. And it’s the same every night. Get off your high horse talking about Utain Bolt and patronizingly interviewing Bela Karosi, just hoping he says something truly absurd. It’s always been like this – and I, for one, am sick of it. I think I will make a bumper sticker about a regime change in 2012.

Thus concludes Ashley’s Life: Olympics Edition. Stay tuned for Things to Fix About the Olympics and (ripped off from EW) Studliest Olympians.