October 6, 2008

Rally monkey, rally monkey.

Dear Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:

Please pull yourselves together. Tonight, please focus on:
  • Having a starting pitcher go more than 5 innings.
  • Providing that starting pitcher with some run support.
  • Not making dumb base running errors.
  • Remembering that this is the playoffs.
  • Running for balls in the outfield (It would also help to call them.).
  • Playing baseball. Remember last night (this morning), when you scored a run by: Single, Sacrifice bunt, single? That is what you need to do. Don’t worry about the lack of extra-base hits, or swinging for the fences – focus on playing BASEBALL. Like you did when you won ONE HUNDRED GAMES this season.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to yell. The curse is over. I know you can do this.