Rally monkey, rally monkey.

Dear Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:

Please pull yourselves together. Tonight, please focus on:

• Having a starting pitcher go more than 5 innings.
• Providing that starting pitcher with some run support.
  
• Not making dumb base running errors.
• Remembering that this is the playoffs.
• Running for balls in the outfield (It would also help to call them.).
• Playing baseball. Remember last night (this morning), when you scored a run by: Single, Sacrifice bunt, single? That is what you need to do. Don’t worry about the lack of extra-base hits, or swinging for the fences – focus on playing BASEBALL. Like you did when you won ONE HUNDRED GAMES this season.
  

I'm sorry, I don't mean to yell. The curse is over. I know you can do this.

Love,
Ashley