While Amare Stoudemire is still on the Suns and this picture is still relevant, I would like to just take a moment to enjoy the utter ridiculousness of it:
I recommend clicking on it to see it full-size. The size discrepancy. Shaq's sassy hand on hip. Amare's Britney-themed sleeve (Yes, I know a lot of basketball players wear them. Most of the time, they're not color coordinated). Steve Nash's Alfalfa hair.