As President, the demands will be huge: Fix the economy and end the war. As Man of the Month, I have just one demand: Do your best. As President, he will rub elbows with the leaders of the free world. As Man of the Month, he joins the illustrious company of previous title-holders, including Paul Rudd, Joshua Jackson and Taye Diggs. As President, he will be ridiculed mercilessly by late night talk show hosts, looking for errors in every action. As Man of the Month, I will choose flattering photos to pepper the blog with, and, just as I did with James Franco, overlook any missteps in my (one-month long) blind devotion.
There you have it: If he’s going to be president, he can probably live up to the title of Man of the Month as well.


I have this wonderfully hopeful feeling about the United States under such a president – and it’s more powerful than any giggly butterflies previous Men of the Month have given me (no offense, guys).
And away we go!
2 comments:
They said no one could ever win Man of the Month with the middle name of "Hussein."
Then again, there was Paul "Osama bin" Rudd.
As one of the many reasons that Obama is the perfect man of the month, you could include that he's arriving to Washington by train!!!
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