I have no idea how this has not yet been a blog post. It’s a debate that has raged (around my condo) for years. Who is more pathetic – Dave Coulier or Bob Saget?
Now, if you’re anything like the people I’ve had this discussion with before (Or, equally likely, if you ARE the people I’ve had this discussion with before), I know what you’re thinking: “Dave Coulier? I haven’t thought about him in years. That makes him LAME.”
Allow me to present a counter-argument: Dave Coulier has embraced the fact that he’s a has-been. Please see Skating with the Stars, Season 1:
Comparatively, Bob Saget has been trying for years to prove that he’s not Danny Tanner. If I have to listen to one more person “reveal” that Bob Saget’s stand up comedy is actually pretty raunchy, I think I will barf. He’s overcompensating, and it’s so pathetically obvious. Yes, that’s right. I am saying that a guest spot on ‘Entourage’ does not a cool Bob Saget make. Also, I find it creepy how it's pretty clear he would like to be dating the Olsen twins:
Look at that face. Ugh.
And finally, let’s not forget to be grateful for the following:
What catch phrase did Danny Tanner ever give us?